Acronyms #2
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MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
MIPS Mistakes Incurred Per Second
MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
MIPS Meaningless Information Purveyed by Salesmen (thanks to Joe Dubner)
MOPAR Mostly Old Parts and Rusted (thanks to Bruce Weston)
NASCAR Numerous A***holes Simultaneously Circling Around Rednecks (thanks to Bruce Weston)
NASCAR Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
NASCAR Not All Southerners Care About Racing (thanks to Jonathan Strickland)
NAVY Never Again Volunteer Yourself (thanks to Everett Lindsey)
NTSC Never The Same Color
OS/2 Obsolete Soon Too
PASCAL Pedantry And Strictness Created A Language
PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard [user failure / user error]
PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
PICNIC Problem In Chair, Not In Computer (thanks to Randall Riegel)
PING Pretty Interesting Northern Girl (thanks to Michael Barlow)
PONG Pretty Ordinary Northern Girl (thanks to Michael Barlow)
PITA Pain In The Ass (thanks to Michael Barlow)
PMS Postpone Making Sandwiches (thanks to Mikey McGrady)
PMS Pack My Suitcase (thanks to Dutch)
PMS Please Make it Stop! (thanks to Kiara Steele)
PMS Pass My Shotgun (thanks to Kat Simmons)
PMS Potential Murder Suspect (thanks to Travis)
PMS Psychotic Mood Shift (thanks to Kat Simmons)
PMS Punish Men Severly (thanks to Jon Chen)
PMS Purchase More Shoes (thanks to Jodi and Lorie)
PONTIAC Poor Old Nutjob Thinks It's A Cadillac (thanks to AntBriWes)
POTS Plain Old Telephone System
RENAULT Repair Ever Needed, Always Useless, Lotsa Trouble (thanks to Curtis)
RTFM Read The F*@&ing Manual (thanks to Boks107)
SCSI System Can't See It
SCSI-2 System Can't See It Again
SNAG Single New Age Man (thanks to Michael Barlow)
SNMP Security Not My Problem
SOS Save Our Sausages (thanks to Lee Hoyle)
SUBARU Still Usable, But All Rusty Underneath
TLA Three Letter Acronym
TOYOTA The One You Ought To Avoid
TOYOTA Too Often Yankee Overpriced, This Auto (thanks to Jonathan Strickland)
US ARMY Uncle Same Ain't Released Me Yet (thanks to Everett Lindsey)
USMC Uncle Sam's Misguided Children (thanks to Everett Lindsey)
USAF U Sure Are F^@#ed (thanks to Joe Dubner)
WIIFM What's In It For Me? (thanks to Rick Morgan)
WINDOWS Wonderful Interface No Dos User Would Sanction
WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
WYBMABIITY Will You Buy Me A Beer If I Tell You [when people ask what that acronym stands for]
YAMAHA Your ass, my ass, haul ass! (thanks to Justin Jarrett)
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