GMC Gotta Mechanic Coming!

GRITS Girls Raised In The South (thanks to Michael Barlow)

HONDA Hold On, Not Done Accelerating!

IBM I Blame Microsoft

IBM I Bought Macintosh

IACOCCA I Am Chairman Of Chrysler Corporation of America (thanks to John Ritzema)

IPOD Ignoring Present Obscene Demand (thanks to Jonathan Strickland)

JFGI Just F*@&ing Google It (thanks to Sten)

LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses

LOTUS Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

LOVE Loss Of Valuable Energy (thanks to Kat Simmons)

MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash, If Not The Operating System Hangs

MARINE Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Expected (thanks to LCpl Kimberly)

MARINE My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment (thanks to Wayne Cox)

MCSE Minesweeper Consultant & Solitaire Expert

MCSE Must Consult Someone Experienced

MCSE Making Computers Slow Everyday

MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

MIPS Mistakes Incurred Per Second

MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

MIPS Meaningless Information Purveyed by Salesmen (thanks to Joe Dubner)

MOPAR Mostly Old Parts and Rusted (thanks to Bruce Weston)

NASCAR Numerous A***holes Simultaneously Circling Around Rednecks (thanks to Bruce Weston)

NASCAR Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

NASCAR Not All Southerners Care About Racing (thanks to Jonathan Strickland)

NAVY Never Again Volunteer Yourself (thanks to Everett Lindsey)

NTSC Never The Same Color



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