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Thoughts On Aging #1
You know you're not a kid anymore...
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make whoopee" and you answer "Pick one, I can't do both!"
You enjoy watching the washer and dryer in action. (thanks to Larry the K)
You stop lying about your age and you start bragging about it.
Your friends compliment you on your alligator shoes, but you're barefoot.
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
You're cautioned to "slow down" - not by the police but by your doctor!
You are getting a little action today - but that means the fiber is working.
You think "getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
You think an "all-nighter" is not having to get up to pee.
A sexy woman walks by and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
You're the life of the party, even if it lasts until 8 PM.
You're smiling all the time because you can't hear a thing anyone is saying.
You're very good at telling stories over and over and over and over.
You're aware that other people's grandchildren are not as cute as yours.
You're very good at opening childproof caps (with a hammer).
You're not grouchy; you just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, and politicians.
You're wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just your left leg.
You're having trouble remembering simple words like...
You're a walking storeroom of facts - you've just lost the key to the storeroom door.
Everything either dries up or leaks.
You realize that aging is not for wimps.
You enjoy watching the news.
The phone rings and you hope it's not for you.
The only reason you're still awake at 4 am is indigestion.
People ask what color your hair USED to be.
You're proud of your lawn mower.
Your best friend is dating someone half their age AND isn't breaking any laws.