Chris Berman Nicknames #4
ESPN announcer Chris Berman enjoys making puns out of sports figures' names. The DEFINITIVE list:
| P | |
| Tom Goodnight Sweet Prince | Jim Car Poole |
| Arquimedez Principle Pozo | Jim Hanky Pankovits |
| Ted Tower of Power | Ken Good Evening Mr. Phelps |
| Mark Trans Parent | Terry Swimming Puhl |
| Terry Pit and the Pendleton | Eric Ker Plunk |
| Joe Actual Retail Price | Dave Parallel Parker |
| Bill Veal Pecota | Mike Onion Pagel |
| Melido Shuffle Perez | Don Whiter Shade of Pall |
| Tony Jala Pena | Phil the Final Plantier |
| Chan Ho 3 Com Park | Robert Missing Person |
| Mike Pepperoni Piazza | Jorge Carne Posada |
| Jeff Juden Priest | Vicente Buckingham Palacios |
| Bill Liquid Plummer | Luis Ap Polonia |
| Albert Winnie the Pujols | Ricky Proehl Shampoo |
| Carl Slim Pickens | Rafael Emerson Lake and Palmiero |
| Q | |
| Jamie Men at Quirk | |
| R | |
| Dave Prince Righetti | Randy Ready or Not |
| Jerry Rolls Reuss | Bobby Tokyo Rose |
| Kevin Reimer Reason | Dave Rohde Runner |
| Tim Purple Raines | Johnny Manta Ray |
| Craig Reynolds Wrap | Gary Redus a Bedtime Story |
| Jim Pork Fried Rice | Cookie Days of Wine and Rojas |
| Vern Golden Ruhle | Luis Buick Rivera |
| Bruce Two Minutes for Ruffin | José Blame It On Rijo |
| Andre Bad Moon Rison | Kevin Ritz Cracker |
| Wally Lionel Ritchie | Bryan Rekar Named Desire |
| Kirk Weekly Rueter | Who Framed Roger Ruzek |
| Jerry Minute Rice | |
| S | |
| B J And the Bear Surhoff | Joe Slusarski and Hutch |
| Lance Sargeant Schulters | Gary Sheffield of Dreams |
| Bill Per Spiers | Todd Aris Stottlemyre |
| Tim Sockeye Salmon | Gary Sheffield Of Dreams |
| Heathcliff Slocumb if ya got 'em | Mark Tossed Salas |
| Steve Alto Sax | Craig Brewer and Shipley |
| Rafael Evil Ways Santana | Joel Mule Skinner |
| John When Irish Eyes are Smiley | Eric Win Place or Show |
| Larry Satin Sheets | Mike Great Scott |
| Darryl Strawberry Shortcake | Mike Pre Schooler |
| Bob Ice Station Sebra | Billy Free Sample |
| Tom Leave it to Seaver | Jeff Wine Sellers |
| Juan Play it Again Samuel | Rick Really Big Schu |
| James Easter Steels | Ed Ocean Sprague |
| Doug People Are Strange | Sammy Say it Isn't Sosa |
| Mario Scotch and Soto | Bill Beer Stein |
| Bruce Three Piece Sutter | Kevin Alka Seitzer |
| Ruben High Sierra | Mike Nova Scioscia |
| Scott Room Servais | Chris Church Speier |
| Paul Veal Sorrento | Buck Showalter Raleigh |
| Mario Speedwagon Soto | Tim Spehr Tire |
| Franklin Ticket Stubbs | Reggie Colonel Sanders |
| Sean Salisbury Steak | Luis Sojo In the Rain |
| Pete Raise Your Hand if You're Schourek | td>|
| T | |
| John Private Tudor | Steve Rainbow Trout |
| Andres Doubting Thomas | Manny Kingston Trillo |
| Fred Toliver Twist | Alan Have Gun Will Trammell |
| Pat Pick Up the Tabler | Frank Tanana Daquiri |
| Amani It's Not A Toomer | Kevin Spinal Tapani |
| Dickie Mara Thon | Jim Home Thweet Thome |
| Mike Miami Tice | Miguel Tejada they Come |
| Jim Thome Can You Hear Me? | Michael Turner Overdrive |
| George Iced Teague | Ground Control to David Toms |
| Tony Tarasco Sauce | Mark Fall Of The House Of Tauscher |
| Well-dressed Amani Toomer |
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