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  Children's Books You'll Never See
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"How to Dissect a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle." (thanks to Darlene Forsman)

"Pat the Bunny, then Use the Purell"

"These are Mommy's Happy Pills" (thanks to Sam McCutchen)

"You Were an Accident"

"You Are Different and That's Bad"

"We're poor because we had you." (thanks to Darlene Forsman)

"The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables"

"Dad's New Wife Robert"

"Curious George Stays Put"

"Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share"

"Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book"

"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"

"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"

"Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"

"All Cats Go to Hell"

"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"

"That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption"

"Grandpa Gets a Casket"

"How to Get the Childproof Cap Off your Brother's ADD Pills" (thanks to Sam McCutchen)

"The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator"

"The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy"

"Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way"

"Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"

"Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games"

"Your Nightmares Are Real"

"Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School"

"Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things"

"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"

"Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff"

"Strangers Have the Best Candy"

"Some Kittens Can Fly!"

"Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"

"Playing with Fire Can be Fun!" (thanks to Darlene Forsman)

"Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"

"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer - Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"

"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say 'God Did It'"

"You're Why Mommy's Fat" (thanks to Sam McCutchen)

"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"

"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"

"Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"

"Bi-Curious George"

"Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets"

"The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad"

"Babar Meets the Taxidermist"

"All Daddy Wants for Christmas is For You to Shut the Hell Up" (thanks to Sam McCutchen)

"Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse"

"The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead"

"How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School"

"Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear"



© 2010 compiled from many sources by Howard Daughters
 
 

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