Bumper Stickers 3Custer wore an Arrow shirt. (thanks to Jake)
I'm pink, therefore I'm SPAM.
I love animals. They're delicious. (thanks to Ryan)
I poke badgers with spoons.
Be alert. The world needs more lerts.
I'm going compostal for the environment. (thanks to Darlene Forsman)
Keep on working, millions on welfare depend on you!
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Veni, Vidi, VD. I came, I saw, I cankered.
I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian!
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. DON'T DRINK AND DERIVE!
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.
That's not a haircut, it's a cry for help.
If you observe this vehicle being operated in an unsafe manner, please try to think of it as one more anomoly in the cosmic order. (thanks to Clement Anthony)
If God is within, I hope he likes enchiladas!
So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
Want a little taste of religion? Bite the minister.
I didn't believe in reincarnation in my last life, either!
Life is too short to worry about how short life is. (thanks to Jacob)
Excess is never too much in moderation.
Conserve toilet paper - use both sides. (thanks to Frederick J. Hetrick)
My mind is like a steel trap. Rusty and illegal in most states.
To err is human, to moo bovine.
Think globally, Act galactically.
My wife says I should get up and go to work, but the voices in my head say I should stay home and clean my guns.