Why Did the Chicken... 3JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
JOHN LOCKE: Because he was exercising his natural right to liberty.
ALBERT CAMUS: It doesn't matter; the chicken's actions have no meaning except to him.
THE POPE: That is only for God to know.
IMMANUAL KANT: The chicken, being an autonomous being, chose to cross the road of his own free will.
GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ERICH MARIA REMARQUE: The chicken crossed the road because, after his experience with war, he no longer felt at home in his home.
DICK CHENEY: Where is my damn gun?
GEORGE ORWELL: Because the government had fooled him into thinking that he was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really only serving their interests.
NIETZSCHE: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.
JEAN-PAUL SARTRE: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.
PYRRHO THE SKEPTIC: What road?
EMILY DICKINSON: Because it could not stop for death.
ARCHIMEDES: To actualize its potential.
ARCHIMEDES: She was buoyant and excited at the thought of new adventures.
ROBERT BOYLE: She had been under too much pressure at home.
MARIE CURIE: She was radiating with enthusiasm as she crossed the road.
EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your point of view. The chicken did not cross the road - it transcended it.
GALILEO: To get a better look at the stars.
SIR ISAAC NEWTON: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.
SIR ISAAC NEWTON: It was pushed on the road by another chicken, which went away from the road.
SIR ISAAC NEWTON: It was attracted to a chicken on the other side of the road.