Why Did the Chicken... 3

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

JOHN LOCKE: Because he was exercising his natural right to liberty.

ALBERT CAMUS: It doesn't matter; the chicken's actions have no meaning except to him.

THE POPE: That is only for God to know.

IMMANUAL KANT: The chicken, being an autonomous being, chose to cross the road of his own free will.

GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

ERICH MARIA REMARQUE: The chicken crossed the road because, after his experience with war, he no longer felt at home in his home.

DICK CHENEY: Where is my damn gun?

GEORGE ORWELL: Because the government had fooled him into thinking that he was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really only serving their interests.

NIETZSCHE: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.

JEAN-PAUL SARTRE: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.

PYRRHO THE SKEPTIC: What road?

EMILY DICKINSON: Because it could not stop for death.

ARCHIMEDES: To actualize its potential.

ARCHIMEDES: She was buoyant and excited at the thought of new adventures.

ROBERT BOYLE: She had been under too much pressure at home.

MARIE CURIE: She was radiating with enthusiasm as she crossed the road.

EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your point of view. The chicken did not cross the road - it transcended it.

GALILEO: To get a better look at the stars.

SIR ISAAC NEWTON: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.

SIR ISAAC NEWTON: It was pushed on the road by another chicken, which went away from the road.

SIR ISAAC NEWTON: It was attracted to a chicken on the other side of the road.