Actual Newspaper Headlines 1

Stolen Prosthetic Arm Discovered in Second Hand Shop

Big Rig Carrying Fruit Crashes on 210 Freeway, Creates Jam

Kicking Baby Considered to be Healthy

Bush Argues That Economy is Fundamentally String

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group (thanks to Bob Morse)

Navy Changes Skirt Policy, Making Apparel Optional

Stolen Painting Found by Tree

Dead Officer on Force for 18 Years

Headless Body Found in Topless Bar (thanks to Larry)

State Dinner Featured Cat, American Food

All Utah Condemned to Face Firing Squad

Robber Holds Up Albert's Hosiery

Chinese Apeman Dated

Reagan Wins on Budget, but More Lies Ahead

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter (thanks to Bob Morse)

Woman Kicked by her Husband said to be Greatly Improved

Former Man Dies in California

MacArthur Flies Back to Front

Shut-Ins Can Grow Indoors with Lights

Deer Kill 17,000

Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Lucky Man Sees Pals Die

Passengers Hit by Cancelled Trains

New Vaccine To Contain Rabies