Homer Simpson Quotes 3

Homer When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.

America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well...all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!

It's like something out of that "twilighty" show about that zone.

Majestic eagle! Just like me, but ashamed of his baldness.

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.

Without our immigrants, who will kick our field goals, or train our white tigers?

Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure...not even close!

Beer - now THERE'S a temporary solution. Oh, every time I try to fix things, it just makes things worse. I'm gonna fix this!

If anyone needs me, I'll be taking a popcorn bath. It's a thing I read about in the Men's Health magazine in a dream!

I don't know what to believe anymore. Maybe it's time to call Satan. Is that a 212?

The kid/parent contract. Unenforceable, yet you feel like you didn't completely cave.

I am sick and tired of trying to decode you like you're some kind of human being separate from myself!

Oh, Marge, you saved me from the danger you put me in. I am SO happy and angry!

Ah, Ethnictown. Where hard-working immigrants dream of being lazy over-fed Americans.

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

Those guys were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

Extended warranty? How can I lose?

Mmmmmm - 52 slices of American cheese.

Hey, I asked for ketchup - I'm eatin' salad here!



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