Jonco Says 2I've been searching all day for a word that looks like it's a mock dinosaur's name. But I'm having no joy so far with the thesaurus.
In an effort to defeat Superman, I've joined a street gang. Superman won't stand a chance once I turn into a Crip tonight.
I'm a philosopher. I think.
A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no.
How do you make teenage boys more interested in history? Teach them how to delete it.
The price of owning a faulty jetpack is going through the roof.
My first erotic fantasy was because of a picture of a mermaid. Since then, I've always been drawn to scale.
Cashiers are always checking me out.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
I'm great at making balloon animals, if all you want are snakes.
Did you know that the average married couple argue 412 times a year? Well 415 actually, but try telling her that!
How subtle is the b in subtle?
As a pyromaniac, I must say I found Match.com to be incredibly disappointing.
I looked up 'opaque' in the dictionary today. The definition was not very clear.
On reflection, vampires aren't that scary.
I thought I'd found the perfect website to help me overcome my fear of flying until it crashed.
I am married to two women. After years of deceit I owned up to both of them. I thought that was big of me.