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England Dan & John Ford Coley - "I'd Really Like to See You Tonight" / "I'm not talkin' 'bout the linen" (thanks to Lori Turken)
AC/DC - "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" / "Dirty jeans and they're dungarees" (thanks to Glenn Shirley)
Clash - "Rock the Casbah" / "Lock the cashbox" (thanks to Brandon Alexander)
Cutting Crew - "(I just) Died in Your Arms Tonight" / "It must have been some kind of cheese" (thanks to Bail)
Steve Miller Band "Jet Airliner" / "Big ol' Jed had a light on" (thanks to Tim Carlson)
Elton John "Bennie and the Jets" / "She's got electric boobs, her ma has too..." (thanks to Ben Chadwick)
Starship "Sara" / "Sara, Sara - stomp your boot in my eye" (thanks to Gretchen Wallace)
Dolly Parton & Kenny Rogers "Islands in the Stream" / "Ireland's industry" (thanks to Kyle Carson)
Various Artists "Winter Wonderland" / "Later on we'll perspire, as we sit by the fire" (thanks to Jackie Muir)
Beach Boys "Fun Fun Fun" / "We'll have fun fun fun till her daddy takes the tuba away" (thanks to Ben Deahl / Jacqueline Ogburn)
AC/DC "You Shook Me All Night Long" / "Oh, sh@*, We all die young." (thanks to Jason Muth)
Madonna "La Isla Bonita" / "Last night, I spent all my pesos." (thanks to Des Ballard)
Steve Winwood "Higher Love" / "Bring me an iron lung" (thanks to DSACard)
ELO "Strange Magic" / "Got a strange fat chick" (thanks to AGR32)
Foreigner "Dirty White Boy" / "I'm just a 30-watt bulb" (thanks to Steve Trickett)
Merrilee Rush "Angel in the Morning" / "Just cash my check before you leave me" (thanks to Darrell)
Bon Jovi "You Give Love A Bad Name" / "You give love a brand name" (thanks to Jim Johnson)
ELO "Evil Woman" / "Midevil woman" (thanks to Matt Olbert)
Johnny Cash "I Walk The Line" / "I bought the wine" (thanks to Mike Graham)
Alanis Morrissette "You Oughta Know" / "Of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me"
Huey Lewis & The News "Heart of Rock 'N Roll" / "The heart of rock 'n roll is Topeka" (thanks to John Reves)
Elton John "Tiny Dancer" / "Hold me close - I'm tryin' to dance here" (thanks to Melissa and Peter Klauser)
B-52's "Roam" / "Roam, Nipsey Russell. Roam around the world" (thanks to Melissa and Peter Klauser)
Foreigner "Urgent" / "Virgin" (thanks to Melissa and Peter Klauser)
Belinda Carlisle "I Get Weak" / "I Can't Wink"
Madness "Our House" / "Outhouse"
Rolling Stones "Beast of Burden" / "My pizza's burning" (thanks to Carlissa Clements)
Police "Message in a Bottle" / "A year has passed since I broke my nose" (thanks to Alex Sinton)
Abba "Chiquitita" / "Take your teeth out, tell me what's wrong" (thanks to Phil Klein)
Paul McCartney "Band on the Run" / "Stand on the rug"
K D Lang "Constant Craving" / "God save gravy"
Til Tuesday "Voices Carry" / "Bush is scary"
Bonnie Tyler "Total Eclipse of the Heart" / "Totally, clips of the heart"
Kenny Rogers "Lucille" / "You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille. 400 children and a crop in the fields"
Ray Parker Jr. "Ghostbusters" / "Who ya gonna call? Those bastards!"
John Mellencamp "Authority Song" / "I frighten Dorothy, and Dorothy always wins"
Bobby Fuller Four "I Fought The Law" / "Grape skins rot in the hot sun"
Steve Miller Band "Jet Airliner" / "Ego Jan and the rhino"
Sir Douglas Quintet "She's About A Mover" / "She's a bottom mover"
Michael Jackson "Smooth Criminal" / "Eddie, get your house key"
Starship "We Built This City" / "We built this city on the wrong damn road"
Billy Joel "You May Be Right" / "You make the rice, I'll make the gravy"
Knack "My Sharona" / "Mice aroma"
U2 "Electrical Storm" / "Electric mustard"
Steely Dan "Rikki Don't Lose That Number" / "We can all lose that number"
Jimmy Buffett "Margaritaville" / "Stepped on a Pop-Tart"
Creedence Clearwater Revival "Lodi" / "Oh no, suckin' an old eye again"
Dire Straits "Money For Nothing" / "We got the Flintstone microwave ovens"
Deep Purple "Smoke on the Water" / "Slow talkin' Walter, the fire engine guy"
Beatles "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" / "The girl with colitis goes by"
Police "Spirits in the Material World" / "We are upstairs in the material room"
Beatles "Paperback Writer" / "Pay for that Chrysler"
Elvis Presley "Suspicious Minds" / "We're calling a trout"
Police "Message In A Bottle" / "I'll send an SOS to a squirrel"
Police "Spirits in the Material World" / "Aspirins into my cereal bowl"
Ramones "I Wanna Be Sedated" / "I want a piece of date bread"
Ohio Players "Love Rollercoaster" / "Call the Coast Guard"
Monkees "Daydream Believer" / "Cheer obscene bikinis"
Led Zeppelin "All My Love" / "Olive, my love"
Elvis Presley "Return to Sender" / "Big Bird descender"
Elton John "Tiny Dancer" / "Hold me closer, Tony Danza"
Beatles "Lady Madonna" / "Knee deep in donuts"
Madonna "La Isla Bonita" / "Last night I dreamt of lumbago"
Paul Young "Everytime You Go Away" / "Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you"
Steppenwolf "Born to be Wild" / "I like smoking ice cream"
Maria Muldaur "Midnight At the Oasis" / "Midnight after you're wasted"
Beach Boys "California Girls" / "I dig a french bikini on a wild albatross"
Creedence Clearwater Revival "Bad Moon Rising" / "There's a bathroom on the right"
Wham! "Careless Whisper" / "Gimped-up feet ain't got no rhythm"
Bachman Turner Overdrive "Takin' Care of Business" / "Baking carrot biscuits"
Temptations "Papa Was a Rolling Stone" / "And when he died, all he left us was a lawn"
Ace of Base "All That She Wants" / "All that she wants is another bagel"
Santana "Oye Como Va" / "I live on your block"
Aerosmith "Dude Looks Like a Lady" / "Do the lucky lady"
Merrilee Rush "Angel of the Morning" / "Just cross my feet before you leave me"
Merrilee Rush "Angel of the Morning" / "Just smash my jeep before you leave me"
Merrilee Rush "Angel of the Morning" / "Just brush my teeth before you leave me" (thanks to Glenn Shirley)
Starland Vocal Band "Afternoon Delight" / "Pineapples in Flight"
MC Hammer "Can't Touch This" / "King Tut Says"
Jimi Hendrix "Purple Haze" / "Excuse me while I kiss this guy"
Van McCoy "The Hustle" / "Use the hacksaw!"
Bee Gees "More Than A Woman" / "Bald-headed woman"
Kim Carnes "Bette Davis Eyes" / "She's got 30 days to die"
Bob Seger "Night Moves" / "Working on a knife wound"
J Geils Band "Freeze Frame" / "Flea spray"
Who "Pinball Wizard" / "A pinball wizard's got suction cups for wrists"
John Travolta "You're the One That I Want" / "I got shoes, they're made of plywood"
Beach Boys "Good Vibrations" / "Good, good, good, goodbye raisins"
Mike Reno and Ann Wilson "Almost Paradise" / "All those parrot eyes"
Culture Club "Karma Chameleon" / "Become a comedian"
Til Tuesday "Voices Carry" / "This is Larry"
Bruce Springsteen "Hungry Heart" / "Everybody's got a hungry horse"
© 2010 compiled from many sources by Howard Daughters
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