Misunderstood Lyrics #1
You know you thought some of these were real.
Hall & Oates - Maneater / "She's a magneto" (thanks to Dan Althof)
Bruce Springsteen - Tenth Avenue Freezeout / "Dead Devil in the Freezer" (thanks to Paula Paschal)
England Dan & John Ford Coley - "I'd Really Like to See You Tonight" / "I'm not talkin' 'bout the linen" (thanks to Lori Turken Garcia)
AC/DC - "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" / "Dirty jeans and they're dungarees" (thanks to Glenn Shirley)
Clash - "Rock the Casbah" / "Lock the cashbox" (thanks to Brandon Alexander)
Cutting Crew - "(I just) Died in Your Arms Tonight" / "It must have been some kind of cheese" (thanks to Bail)
Steve Miller Band "Jet Airliner" / "Big ol' Chad at a line-up" (thanks to Jennifer Monaghan)
Steve Miller Band "Jet Airliner" / "Big ol' Jed had a light on" (thanks to Tim Carlson)
Elton John "Bennie and the Jets" / "She's got electric boobs, her ma has too..." (thanks to Ben Chadwick)
Sandpipers "Guantanamera" / "One Ton Maria" (thanks to Jennifer Monaghan)
Starship "Sara" / "Sara, Sara - stomp your boot in my eye" (thanks to Gretchen Wallace)
Dolly Parton & Kenny Rogers "Islands in the Stream" / "Ireland's industry" (thanks to Kyle Carson)
B. W. Stevenson "My Maria" / "Di-arrhea" (thanks to Tracy Bennett)
Various Artists "Winter Wonderland" / "Later on we'll perspire, as we sit by the fire" (thanks to Jackie Muir)
Beach Boys "Fun Fun Fun" / "We'll have fun fun fun till her daddy takes the tuba away" (thanks to Ben Deahl / Jacqueline Ogburn)
AC/DC "You Shook Me All Night Long" / "Oh, sh@*, We all die young." (thanks to Jason Muth)
Madonna "La Isla Bonita" / "Last night, I spent all my pesos." (thanks to Des Ballard)
Steve Winwood "Higher Love" / "Bring me an iron lung" (thanks to DSACard)
ELO "Strange Magic" / "Got a strange fat chick" (thanks to AGR32)
Foreigner "Dirty White Boy" / "I'm just a 30-watt bulb" (thanks to Steve Trickett)
Merrilee Rush "Angel in the Morning" / "Just cash my check before you leave me" (thanks to Darrell)
Bon Jovi "You Give Love A Bad Name" / "You give love a brand name" (thanks to Jim Johnson)
ELO "Evil Woman" / "Midevil woman" (thanks to Matt Olbert)
Johnny Cash "I Walk The Line" / "I bought the wine" (thanks to Mike Graham)
Alanis Morrissette "You Oughta Know" / "Of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me"
Huey Lewis & The News "Heart of Rock 'N Roll" / "The heart of rock 'n roll is Topeka" (thanks to John Reves)
Elton John "Tiny Dancer" / "Hold me close - I'm tryin' to dance here" (thanks to Melissa and Peter Klauser)
B-52's "Roam" / "Roam, Nipsey Russell. Roam around the world" (thanks to Melissa and Peter Klauser)
Foreigner "Urgent" / "Virgin" (thanks to Melissa and Peter Klauser)
Belinda Carlisle "I Get Weak" / "I Can't Wink"
Madness "Our House" / "Outhouse"
Rolling Stones "Beast of Burden" / "My pizza's burning" (thanks to Carlissa Clements)
Police "Message in a Bottle" / "A year has passed since I broke my nose" (thanks to Alex Sinton)
Abba "Chiquitita" / "Take your teeth out, tell me what's wrong" (thanks to Phil Klein)
Sandpipers "Guantanamera" / "One Ton Tomato"
Paul McCartney "Band on the Run" / "Stand on the rug"
