Oxymorons #1
Words that probably shouldn't go together
Religious Education (thanks to Joseph Baur)
Logical Guess (thanks to Allan Ostermann)
Good pun
Great Depression (thanks to Allan Ostermann)
American Cheese
Express Mail (thanks to Larry the K)
Restless Sleep (thanks to Allan Ostermann)
Clear as Mud (thanks to Larry the K)
Friendly Fire (thanks to Allan Ostermann)
First Annual Awards (thanks to Larry the K)
Hamburger Steak
Assisted Suicide (thanks to Allan Ostermann)
Diet Muffin (thanks to David McGirr)
Woman Driver (thanks to Chri$)
Fair Fight (thanks to David McGirr)
Extreme Mediocrity (thanks to Eric Snyder)
Women's Rights (thanks to Tina Web)
Literal Interpretation (thanks to Billnes)
Awful Grate (thanks to Kevin Beaudoin)
Conservative Movement (thanks to Larry)
Meteoric Rise
Dropping Like Flies
Out Like a Light
Reality Television (thanks to Bbakeeper)
Everyone Stereotypes
A Bob Hope Special
Government Worker
Long Shorts (thanks to Kevin Beaudoin)
Authentic Reproduction
Partial Cease-fire
Limited Lifetime Guarantee
Self-help Group
Civil war
Mandatory options
Common sense
Hot water heater
Adult male
Uninvited guest
Airline schedule
Open Secret
Mideast peace
Dry lake
Silent Alarm
Reasonable Attorney's Fees
