Pickup Lines 2Can I lick that film off your teeth?
Wanna come over and see my collection of clown paintings? (thanks to Skip Tucker)
Don't be so picky....I wasn't!
Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
You look a lot like my future wife.
I'd better get a library card, because I'm checking you out.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you're hot!
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
You be the iceberg and I'll be the Titanic - and go down on you. (thanks to Tyler Fundora)
You must be exhausted because you've been running away from me in my mind all night and you're really out of shape. (thanks to Skip Tucker)
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Without my glasses, you couldn't pass for a female.
You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
What do you like for breakfast?
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.