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Old Chinese Proverbs
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.
One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him.
Man who streaks is unsuited for his work.
Girl who does everything under the sun gets everything sunburned.
Man who places head in sand will get kicked in the end.
Man who gets too big for his britches may get exposed in the end.
Man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. (thanks to Ben Hiscock)
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches rear should not bite fingernails.
Man who sinks into woman's arms soon will find arms in woman's sink.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Hourglasses are waste of time. (thanks to John Serventy)
Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ. (thanks to Juleen Dickins)
All men eat, but Fu Man Chu.
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent.
If you want pretty nurse, you must be patient.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Modern house without toilet uncanny.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion.