Actual Country/Western Songs 1

Get Off the Table, Mabel (the $2 is for the Beer)

I Just Can't Get Over How You've Gotten Over Me (thanks to Wally Reed)

Love Me Like My Dog Does (thanks to Jayma B)

I Lost Freida on the Freeway (thanks to Phinias Whoopie)

I Bought the Shoes that Just Walked Out on Me

How Can I Get Over You if You Won't Get Out from Under Me?

I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me

I've Got Tears in my Ears from Lyin' on my Back in my Bed While I Cry Over You (thanks to Don Fortier)

I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart

It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long

I Wanna Check You for Ticks (thanks to Jayma B)

I Slipped and Fell in Love (thanks to Anne W)

Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears

Hair in My Eyes Like a Highland Steer (thanks to Anne W)

I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?

My Give-A-Damn's Busted (thanks to Anne W)

If I Had My Life to Live Over, I'd Live Over a Delicatessen

If I Were In Your Shoes, I'd Walk Right Back To Me

Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off (thanks to Anne W)

All My Exes Live in Texas

She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy (thanks to Anne W)

You Don't Have to Call Me Darlin', Darlin' - You Never Even Called Me By My Name (thanks to Phinias Whoopie)



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