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State Mottos #2

Michigan to Ohio!

Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians

Michigan: Last One Out, Turn off the Lights! (thanks to Gabe)

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Minnesota: 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter and Construction. (thanks to Tim Garcia)

Mississippi: Come and Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

Missouri: Loves Company! (thanks to Ilene Morgan)

Missouri: The "Show Me State". You show me yours and I'll show you my rifle. (thanks to Darlene Forsman)

Montana: Land Of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little ElseNebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nebraska: At least the cows are sane.

Nebraska: The "N" is for Knowledge (thanks to Chris Pultz)

Nebraska: Bring Something to Do! (thanks to Luke Jones)

Nebraska: Land of Two Seasons - Winter and Construction

Nevada: Whores and Poker!

Nevada: Hookers and Blow! (thanks to Robert Joseph)

New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone

New Hampshire: Just Like Old Hampshire, but Newer

New Hampshire: If you don't have a Ford F150 or bigger get the f**k out! (thanks to Charlie Dennis)

New Jersey: What Smell? (thanks to James Rouse)

New Jersey: Don't even THINK about making that left turn, buddy! (thanks to Katrina Langley)

New Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Jersey: The Jug Handle State (thanks to Katrina Langley)

New Mexico: Cleaner than Regular Mexico and Less Bodies in the Sandbox (thanks to Darlene Forsman)

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: You Have the Right To Remain Silent, You Have the Right To an Attorney

New York: We Matter, You Don't! (thanks to Gabe W)

North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really Are One of the 50 States!

Ohio: The drinking state with a football problem. (thanks to Blaire Hayden)

Ohio: An empty state on holidays and weekends (because everyone is in Kentucky). (thanks to Emily Tomlin)

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

Ohio: Where One of Your Dad's Friends Lives

Ohio: It's Not Just "Hello" in Japanese (thanks to Lara Allan)