State Mottos 3

Maine: We're Really Cold, but We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: Coming soon, Baltimore's top junkie! (thanks to Charlie Dennis)

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts: Our Taxes are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

Massachusetts: Now with 30% Fewer Kennedys! (thanks to Brian DiMattia)

Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians

Michigan: Last One Out, Turn off the Lights! (thanks to Gabe)

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Minnesota: 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter and Construction. (thanks to Tim Garcia)

Mississippi: Come and Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

Missouri: Loves Company! (thanks to Ilene Morgan)

Missouri: The "Show Me State". You show me yours and I'll show you my rifle. (thanks to Darlene Forsman)

Montana: Land Of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little ElseNebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nebraska: At least the cows are sane.

Nebraska: The "N" is for Knowledge (thanks to Chris Pultz)

Nebraska: Bring Something to Do! (thanks to Luke Jones)

Nebraska: Land of Two Seasons - Winter and Construction

Nevada: Whores and Poker!

Nevada: Hookers and Blow! (thanks to Robert Joseph)

New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone

New Hampshire: Just Like Old Hampshire, but Newer

New Hampshire: If you don't have a Ford F150 or bigger get the f**k out! (thanks to Charlie Dennis)