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Questions to be Answered
Why do people point to their wrist when they want to know what time it is, but they don't point to their pants when they need to ask where the restroom is?
Why are there no pictures of "no flash photography" signs? (thanks to Gregory Seel)
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? (thanks to Alex Garofalo)
Why does Hawaii have interstate highways? (thanks to Sean C.)
Why is is it called a roach clip? It should be called a pot holder. (thanks to Lonnie Challet)
Why is abbreviation such a long word? (thanks to Austin the Random)
Why do doctors leave the room when you get undressed? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why does a pizza get to the house faster than an ambulance?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in", but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's the extra penny?
Why is the original text in a document called "copy"?
Why do drug stores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescription, but smokers can get their cigarettes up front? (thanks to Imani)
Why is the small size of a candy bar the "fun size"? It's more fun to eat a big candy bar. (thanks to Shane)
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? (thanks to Steve M.)
Why are there handicap parking places in front of the skating rink?
Why doesn't whoop-ass doesn't come in bottles? (thanks to Schmidty)
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and then a diet coke?
Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together? (thanks to Evets)
Why do banks leave both doors open but they chain the pens to the counter?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead?
Why do Americans leave their expensive cars on the driveway, but have useless junk in the garage?
Why don't the hairs on your arm get split ends? (thanks to Shane)
Why do drive-up ATMs have instructions in braille?
Why does round pizza come in a square box?
Why is lingerie so popular, if love is blind?
Why does the sun lighten our hair but tan our skin?
Why does lemonade have artificial flavoring but dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? (thanks to Evets)
Why can't women put on their mascara with their eyes closed?
Why do banks charge a fee for "non-sufficient funds" when they know you don't have enough money?
Why do you never see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?