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Why? #2

Questions to be Answered

Why are outlets electrical but inlets are geographical? (thanks to Schmidty)

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why isn't anything in Wal-Mart free yet, if they're lowering prices every day?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they call the airport the terminal, if flying is so safe?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why isn't it called an asteroid instead of a hemorrhoid - it's on your butt! (thanks to Alex Garofalo)

Why is dyslexic such a hard word to spell? (thanks to Jordan)

Why are the others here, if we are here to help others?

Why do you believe it when someone tells you there are four billion stars, but you always check when you see the wet paint sign?

Why does lighting an outdoor grill always make the wind blow? (thanks to LarryNewParts)

Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor, but book publishers aren't afraid to have a chapter 11?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? (thanks to Evets)

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath is in the bottle, the bubbles are always white?

Why do we say "It's colder than hell outside"? (thanks to Shane)

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? (thanks to Steve M.)

Why is the word "lisp" spelled with an "S"?

Why do they call it a building when it's already built? (thanks to Ben)

Why do you have to buy Barbie's friends, if she's so popular?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat has materialized?

Why are mattresses on sale every day? Isn't that the normal price?

Why do we still have apes (if people evolved from apes)?

Why is dental floss mint flavored? All I ever taste is blood and chicken. (thanks to Bennett)

Why, if man is descended from apes, do we still have apes?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but he still ducks when someone throws the gun at him?

Why do you keep trying to vacuum up that string, and when it doesn't get picked up, you'll pick it up and then put it down to give the vacuum another chance?

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain? (thanks to Evets)