Words to Live By at Work 1If you can stay calm while everything around you is chaos, then you probably don't understand the seriousness of the situation.
Plagiarism saves a lot of time.
If your request was truly urgent I would have done it already. (thanks to Kyle Sullivan)
It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you're going to do.
Always stay 100% behind your boss. Then it's easier to stab him in the back. (thanks to Kyle Sullivan)
The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
Please file everything under B, for bulls*@t. (thanks to Kyle Sullivan)
Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it left. (thanks to Kyle Sullivan)
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
To err is human, to forgive is against company policy. (thanks to Kyle Sullivan)
Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong several times gives you job security.
To err is human, to blame someone else shows real management potential. (thanks to Gregory Sawler)
What if they held a meeting - and nobody came? Would nothing still get done? (thanks to Kevin McKinley)
This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting. (thanks to Kyle Sullivan)
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.