How Many to Change a Light Bulb? 6

One. How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? "We just report the facts, we don't change them."

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a Pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a light bulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place.

How many computer journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One to write a review of all the existing light bulbs so you can decide which one to buy, another one to write a remarkably similar one in another magazine the next month, a third to have a big one come out on glossy paper two months later that is by then completely out of date, a fourth to hint in her column that a completely new and updated bulb is coming out, and the fifth to report a rumor that that new bulb is shipping with a virus.

How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but first he has to rewire the entire building.

I don't know how many high school girls it would take to change a light bulb, but they'd sure post it on Facebook!

How many men does it take to change a toilet paper roll? Who knows? It's never happened!

How many KKK members does it take to change a lightbulb? None, those guys live in eternal darkness. (thanks to Colm Branigan)

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Some obscure number you've never even heard of. (thanks to Gus Price)

How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? Six. Why? IT JUST DOES, OKAY??!!

How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed? This topic was resumed from last week's discussion but is incomplete, pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bathtub.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? The bicycle's broken.

How many senior citizens does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but she pays a telemarketer $2000 for the new bulb.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

How many beta testers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just find the problems, they don't fix them.

How many goths does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer everything dark.

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