Bumper Stickers 9I am the English Teacher about whom your mother warned you. (thanks to Eggs Benedict)
Five days a week, my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park. (thanks to Skip Tucker)
My idea of a team effort is a lot of people doing whatever I say. (thanks to Jacob)
As a matter of fact, I DID sleep in these clothes. (thanks to Darlene Forsman)
That's irrelevant, and irrelevant never forgets. (thanks to Adam Cochran)
Learn Spanish! Jesus is coming. (thanks to Moon Child on Mars)
Without sports, this bumper sticker would be about my honor student. (thanks to Martin Mooney)
I'm 33 1/3 RPM in an iPod world. (thanks to Eggs Benedict)
Apathy: I could take it or leave it.
If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people. (thanks to Skip Tucker)
There's no right way to eat a Rhesus.
I don't know why I'm even out of bed.
Stupidity: too steep a price for marrying your sibling. (thanks to Darlene Forsman)
My child serves honor rolls at Baker College. (thanks to Martin Mooney)
If life gives you peanuts, make peanut butter. (thanks to Kim Jonathans-Kepel)
Inside every large program is a small program trying to get out. (thanks to Warren)
Beer is now cheaper than gas. Drink, don't drive! (thanks to Kevin Germain)
If I'm talking, everyone should be taking notes. (thanks to Jacob)
You are 98% chimp.
When life hands you gators, make Gatorade. (thanks to Jordan)
I've heard about the evils of drinking beer, so I gave up reading.
Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean (against doors, tables, walls).
My gamer fragged your honor student. (thanks to Shaun)
The bigger the hat, the better the cowboy.
My dog is smarter than your honor student. (thanks to Gray)