Put yourself in my pants.
You don't want to shoot yourself in the foot because you might want to take a walk later.
Shut your mouth and eat your dinner.
I love being spontaneous. I just need a little warning.
We ought to make the pie higher.
I'm just talking out loud here. (thanks to Eric Snyder)
Golf is a game that is 90% mental and 10% mental.
Being in a hurry is a complete waste of time.
That guy smokes like a fish!
He's got one foot in the grave, and one on the ceiling. (thanks to Eric Snyder)
You can't pull the sheep over my eyes!
I wasn't rich like you guys. I didn't eat gold or have a flying pony.
After my C-section, the only thing I was allowed to drink was liquids.
All old people should be shot at birth.
He's as sharp as a new penny.