He's as deaf as a bat.
We don't want to stick our necks out and get our asses chopped off.
I didn't have two dimes to pee on.
I gave him a real mouthful.
I really took the bull by the hands.
He doesn't know his hole from an ass in the ground.
I can't remember but it's right on the tip of my head!
You can lead a pig to pearls...
Thanksgiving is early this year because the first Thursday fell on a Monday.
I put the ball in the other shoe.
That took the steam out of my sails.
No point in making a molehill out of an elephant!
You can try, but it's like waiting for toast to boil.
Cut off your face in spite of your nose. (thanks to Eric Snyder)
You have a better chance of winning the lotto if you don't play. (thanks to Patrick McCullen)
Can you tell me when my past due amount is due?
Eventually the penny will come home to roost.
You are the wind beneath my cheeks.