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If the cows are laying down, the fish aren't biting! (thanks to Jim Johnson)

I have a lot of irons in the fire, but I'm holding them close to my chest.

That just opened Panda's box. (thanks to Eric Snyder)

It is kisstomary to cuss the bride.

If you can't run with the big dogs, stay off the porch. (thanks to James B. McConville)

You couldn't pay me to work on commission.

I could smell that with one nostril tied behind my back. (thanks to Eric Snyder)

You hit the nail right on the nose.

The flies were dropping like a bat out of hell. (thanks to Celine McConville)

That guy would give you the arm off his back.

Go jump off a lake.

The gunman was believed to be armed.

I'm up to my ass in elbows.

I can lead you to horsewater, but I can't make you drink.

You play ball with me, and I'll scratch yours.

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