Bad Resumes 1Objectives:
To acquire a creative development position within the entertainment industry that would utilize my vast (2 years) technical experience.
To find a gig.
My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I have no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.
I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.
Reasons for leaving the last job:
Terminated after saying, "It would be a blessing to be fired."
Responsibility makes me nervous.
Being in trouble with the law, I moved quite frequently.
In my last position, got nowhere as part of a 60-person herd.
I did not give the company my full effort and received no chance of advancement in return.
Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as job-hopping. I have never quit a job.
My last employer insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. I couldn't work under those conditions.
Was met with a string of broken promises and lies, as well as cockroaches.
I was working for my mom until she decided to move.
The company made me a scapegoat - just like my three previous employers.
Donating blood. 14 gallons so far!
I like the Simpsons.
Interests: Running, editing video, cooking, writing and wondering.