Pickup Lines 3

I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the "Pretty Woman".

You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.

Falling for you would be a very short trip.

Don't stop! I don't usually get to see beauty in motion.

Your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Do you know why the sky is so gray? All the blue is in your eyes.

You're so fine, you make me want to go out and get a job.

Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.

Those must be space pants, 'cause your butt is out of this world!

I think I've just found the angel I'd like to be touched by.

Are you a baker? You have the nicest buns I've ever seen.

Can you give me directions...to your heart?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable!

I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.

You look just like Joan Rivers.

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'll still make your bed rock.

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