Pickup Lines 4

I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

How about you, me and Betty White in a three-way? (thanks to Skip Tucker)

Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

Don't you know me from somewhere?

The game is on in 10 minutes. How about a quickie in my custom painted van? (thanks to Skip Tucker)

Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are HOT!

I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see around here.

Can I even get a fake number?

You sure have a great looking tooth.

Are you religious? You're the answer to my prayers.

Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.

My friend wants to know if you were born in those jeans.

Your place or your place? Because my place is a dump!

You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.

Falling for you would be a very short trip.

I must be an umlaut, because I can see me on top of U.

Don't stop! I don't usually get to see beauty in motion.

Do you know why the sky is so gray? All the blue is in your eyes.

Your place or mine? Because if it's yours, legally I have to introduce myself to your neighbors. (thanks to Skip Tucker)

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