Pickup Lines 5

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

My name is [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

(Look at his / her shirt label) When they say, "What are you doing?", you say, "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."

There must be something wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

If you agree to go out with me, I'll change my vote to "Guilty" to make it unanimous and we can all get out of here. (thanks to Skip Tucker)

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Do you know how to use a whip?

You look great in that dress, kind of like an over-packed bratwurst —- makes me want to take off the casing and see how much you expand. (thanks to Skip Tucker)

Is there a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can really see myself in your pants. (thanks to Amanda)

Why don't you come sit in my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up. (thanks to Kyle)

Mind if I talk to you until it's safe down there where I farted?

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? (thanks to Kelwin)

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Are your pants from outer space or is your butt just out of this world? (thanks to Amanda)

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