Bumper Stickers 811 Cheers for Binary!
You're why we can't have nice things.
Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils: people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing.
If I get you advantage, can I take drunk of you?
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Watch out for the idiot behind me.
I drive far too fast to worry about cholesterol!
So you're kids no honor student. Society needs laborers.
Honk if you hate peace and quiet.
I have the body of a god. Buddha.
My son is the inmate of the month at the penitentiary. (thanks to Aaron Bearclaw Engebretson)
I'm only speeding 'cause I really have to poop! (thanks to Brynn Shuller)
In case of rapture, can I have your car?
Never miss a good opportunity to shut up.
I doubt, therefore I might be.
When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Don't bother honking or flashing your lights, I'm deaf and blind.
Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving vehicle.
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once.
If it isn't broken, fix it until it is.
Thank God I'm an atheist.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.
Some days it's just not worth gnawing through the leather straps.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.