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Pickup Lines #1
Some of the best lines around!
Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you? (thanks to Aaron Young)
I'm not a doctor, but I'll take a look anyway. (thanks to Bubkus)
Do you believe in love at first sight? 'Cause I can't see with my eyes. (thanks to Melody Martinez)
Did we go to different schools together? (thanks to Arthur)
Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
What pickup line actually works on you?
You should come over and check out my extensive collection of Chili's coasters. (thanks to leJessica)
Do you have any raisins? Well, then how about a date?
I'm glad I'm not blind!
Can you please scratch my back? My arms are far too muscular for me to reach.
If I got a nickel for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
You stole my heart. That's OK, though - I have another one at home in the fridge.
I lost my teddy bear! Will you sleep with me tonight? (thanks to Jim Orem)
Is there a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can really see myself in your pants. (thanks to Amanda)
Why don't you come sit in my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up. (thanks to Kyle)
Mind if I talk to you until it's safe down there where I farted?
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? (thanks to Kelwin)
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Are your pants from outer space or is your butt just out of this world? (thanks to Amanda)
You're so sweet, you're going to put Hershey's out of business!
Would you like Gin and Platonic, or Scotch and Sofa?
When God said, "Let there be woman," he created you.
Don't you know me from somewhere?
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are HOT!
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see around here.
Can I even get a fake number?
You sure have a great looking tooth.
Are you religious? You're the answer to my prayers.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
My friend wants to know if you were born in those jeans.
Your place or your place? Because my place is a dump!
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.
Falling for you would be a very short trip.
Don't stop! I don't usually get to see beauty in motion.
Do you know why the sky is so gray? All the blue is in your eyes.
You're so fine, you make me want to go out and get a job.
Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.
Those must be space pants, 'cause your butt is out of this world!
I think I've just found the angel I'd like to be touched by.