Pickup Lines 1

Hey, I'm going for a walk. Would you hold this for me? (then hold out your hand)

Hey! I just met you, and this is crazy. But here's my number, I don't have herpes.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you let me put it in a twelve-foot-deep pit in my soundproofed basement dungeon? (thanks to Skip Tucker)

Ever been inside a Wendy's after hours? (thanks to Skip Tucker)

Do you have a map? Because I'd like to find my way into your heart.

Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you? (thanks to Aaron Young)

What's the difference between an erection and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini.

I'm not a doctor, but I'll take a look anyway. (thanks to Bubkus)

Do you believe in love at first sight? 'Cause I can't see with my eyes. (thanks to Melody Martinez)

Did we go to different schools together? (thanks to Arthur)

Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?

What pickup line actually works on you?

You should come over and check out my extensive collection of Chili's coasters. (thanks to leJessica)

You remind me of my big toe - I'd bang you on the coffee table!

Do you have any raisins? Well, then how about a date?

I'm glad I'm not blind!

Can you please scratch my back? My arms are far too muscular for me to reach.

If I got a nickel for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

You stole my heart. That's OK, though - I have another one at home in the fridge.



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