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Pickup Lines #1

Some of the best lines around!

Hey! I just met you, and this is crazy. But here's my number, I don't have herpes.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you let me put it in a twelve-foot-deep pit in my soundproofed basement dungeon? (thanks to Skip Tucker)

Ever been inside a Wendy's after hours? (thanks to Skip Tucker)

Do you have a map? Because I'd like to find my way into your heart.

Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you? (thanks to Aaron Young)

What's the difference between an erection and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini.

I'm not a doctor, but I'll take a look anyway. (thanks to Bubkus)

Do you believe in love at first sight? 'Cause I can't see with my eyes. (thanks to Melody Martinez)

Did we go to different schools together? (thanks to Arthur)

Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?

What pickup line actually works on you?

You should come over and check out my extensive collection of Chili's coasters. (thanks to leJessica)

You remind me of my big toe - I'd bang you on the coffee table!

Do you have any raisins? Well, then how about a date?

I'm glad I'm not blind!

Can you please scratch my back? My arms are far too muscular for me to reach.

If I got a nickel for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

You stole my heart. That's OK, though - I have another one at home in the fridge.

I lost my teddy bear! Will you sleep with me tonight? (thanks to Jim Orem)

Is there a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can really see myself in your pants. (thanks to Amanda)

Why don't you come sit in my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up. (thanks to Kyle)

Mind if I talk to you until it's safe down there where I farted?

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? (thanks to Kelwin)

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Are your pants from outer space or is your butt just out of this world? (thanks to Amanda)

You're so sweet, you're going to put Hershey's out of business!

It's nearly closing time. You'll do. (thanks to Skip Tucker)

Would you like Gin and Platonic, or Scotch and Sofa?


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