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The same backwards and forwards!
A Toyota! Race fast, safe car. A Toyota!
A Toyota's a Toyota.
A dog - a panic in a pagoda!
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.
A man, a plan, a cat, a canal, Panama!
A man, a plan, a cat, a ham, a yak, a yam, a hat, a canal, Panama!
A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal, Panama!
A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.
A tin mug for a jar of gum, Nita.
Ah, Satan Sees Natasha.
Anna: "Did Otto peep?" Otto: "Did Anna?"
Anne, I vote more cars race Rome to Vienna.
Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?
Cain: a maniac!
Campus motto: bottoms up, Mac.
Cigar? Toss it in a can. It is so tragic.
Cleveland: DNA Level C.
Dennis and Edna sinned.
Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned.
Dennis, no Misfit can act if Simon sinned.
Devil Natasha, ah, Satan lived!
Diana Bruno, on urban aid. (thanks to Matthew Amacher)
Did Eve salt an atlas? Eve did.
Did I do, O God, did I as I said I'd do? Good, I did.
Did I draw Della too tall, Edward? I did?
Do geese see God?
Do nine men interpret? - Nine men? I nod.
Drat Saddam, a mad dastard!
Draw, o coward!
Draw pupil's lip upward.
Drowsy baby's word.
E. Borgnine drags Dad's gardening robe.
Ed, I saw Harpo Marx ram Oprah W. aside.
Egad! No bondage!
Emil, a sleepy baby peels a lime.
Eros? Sidney, my end is sore.
Eva, can I stab bats in a cave?
Flesh! Saw I Mimi wash self!
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.
God saw I was dog.
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Golf? No sir, prefer prison flog.
He goddam mad dog, eh?
He lived as a devil, eh?