Acronyms #1
A-M
AAAAA The Organization for Drunk Drivers
ADIDAS All Day I Dream About Sex (thanks to Kat Simmons)
AMC Ain't My Car (thanks to Jonathan Strickland)
AOL Anti On-Line
APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
ARMY Ain't a Real Marine Yet (thanks to Ernest Sewell IV)
BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
BMW Bring Mechanic With! (thanks to Nick Brydon)
BMW Big Money Waste
BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer
CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
CHEVROLET Cracked Head, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time (thanks to David Stott)
CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rattle on Long Extended Trips
COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
COMPUTER Capable Of Making Perfectly Uncomplicated Tasks Extremely Rigorous
DAM Mothers Against Dyslexia (thanks to James Lowe)
DEA Don't Even Ask (thanks to Fred Gerwick)
DEA Don't Expect Anything (thanks to Fred Gerwick)
DELTA Doesn't Even Leave The Airport (thanks to Joe Dubner)
DELTA Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive (thanks to John Ritzema)
DODGE Drips Oil, Drips Grease Everywhere
DOS Defunct Operating System
DNA National Dyslexic Association (thanks to Jordan)
DUMBO Down Under Manhattan Bridge Overpass (thanks to Larry the K)
FIAT Fix It Again, Tony
FIAT Funny Italian Attempt at Technology (thanks to Bruce Weston)
FORD First On Rubbish Dump (thanks to Nick Brydon)
FORD First On Race Day (thanks to Jack Peltzel)
FORD Found On Road, Dead (thanks to Ernest Sewell IV)
FORD Flippin' Owner Really Dumb (thanks to John Shanku)
FORD Fix Or Repair Daily
GMC Gotta Mechanic Coming!
GRITS Girls Raised In The South (thanks to Michael Barlow)
HONDA Hold On, Not Done Accelerating!
IBM I Blame Microsoft
IBM I Bought Macintosh
IACOCCA I Am Chairman Of Chrysler Corporation of America (thanks to John Ritzema)
IPOD Ignoring Present Obscene Demand (thanks to Jonathan Strickland)
JFGI Just F*@&ing Google It (thanks to Sten)
LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses
LOTUS Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
LOVE Loss Of Valuable Energy (thanks to Kat Simmons)
MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash, If Not The Operating System Hangs
MARINE Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Expected (thanks to LCpl Kimberly)
MARINE My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment (thanks to Wayne Cox)
MCSE Minesweeper Consultant & Solitaire Expert
MCSE Must Consult Someone Experienced
MCSE Making Computers Slow Everyday
