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Jerry Coleman Quotes #2
Former Padres announcer Jerry Coleman had some great quotes!
"The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split."
"Eric Show will be 0 for 10 if that pop fly ever comes down."
"At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3."
"There's a hard shot to LeMaster, he throws Madlock into the dugout."
"Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they reconstructed their team. They got him from Philadelphia."
"Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight."
"McCovey swings and misses, and its fouled back"
"Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight."
"The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston."
"Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?"
"Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen."
"I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series."
"National League umpires wear inside chest protesters."
"The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin."
"Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game."
"Gaylord Perry and Willie McCovey should know each other like a book. They've been ex-teammates for years now."
"And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4."
"Sanguillen is totally unpredictable to pitch to because he's so unpredictable."
"Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm like a lion."
"The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century."
"Pete Rose has three-thousand hits and 3,014 overall."
"There's two heads to every coin."
"Billy Almon has all of his in-laws and outlaws here this afternoon."
"If ever an error had "F" written on it, that grounder did."
"On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo."
"Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play."
"The game in St. Louis has been halted in the fourth inning because of rain. I'll bet they have the jacuzzis going there."
"Shirley and Griffey get along like a rattler and a parrot."
"If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck."
"He can be lethal death."
"Sometimes, big trees grow out of acorns. I think I heard that from a squirrel."
"Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it."
"Hats off to drug abusers everywhere."
"That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it."
"Whenever you get an inflamed tendon, you've got a problem. OK, here's the next pitch to Gene Tendon."
"Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500."
"You didn't have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got outta here. It was going that fast."
"Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit."
"Those numbers with Tony (Gwynn) are so often and so interesting."
"Many people think the Cards at the end of the wire will cross the finish line first."
"He many not be hurt as much as he really is."