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Doctor! Doctor! #1
Some of the best in the same format.
Doctor, doctor! I've broken my arm in two places.
Well, don't go back there again.
Doctor, doctor! Will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises.
Doctor, doctor! I keep chewing on my feather pillow.
You do look a little down in the mouth.
Doctor, doctor! Your patient insists she's invisible.
Tell her I can't see her today.
Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm a goat.
How long have you felt like that?
Ever since I was a kid.
Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm a drill bit.
How boring for you.
Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm dandruff.
Will you get out of my hair?
Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a moth.
Move, youre in my light.
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a dog.
Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm a frog.
What's wrong with that?
I think I'm going to croak.
Doctor, doctor! I keep forgetting things!
How long have you had this problem?
Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a snail.
Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell.
Doctor, doctor! I think I'm an electric eel.
Doctor, doctor! My husband smells like fish.
Doctor, doctor! I've broken my leg. What shall I do?
Doctor, doctor! I'm frightened of squirrels.
You must be nuts.
Doctor, doctor! My wife thinks she's a hen.
I'll soon cure her.
But we need the eggs!
Doctor, doctor! I'm having trouble with my breathing.
I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
Doctor, doctor! You've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well.
That's quite enough out of you.
Doctor, doctor! I can't stop trembling.
I'll be with you in a couple of shakes.
Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing ringing in my ears.
Nonsense, you're as sound as a bell.
Doctor, doctor! Sorry I'm late, I broke my ankle.
Another lame excuse.
Doctor, doctor! My mind keeps wandering.
Don't worry - it's too weak to go very far.
from Skip Tucker