Hard to believe these aren't real.
The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you never know if they are genuine. Abraham Lincoln
When in doubt, attribute quotes to Mark Twain. Mark Twain
The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source. George Washington
I hate it when people quote me on the internet, claiming I said things that I never actually said. Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.
A woman can have a smile, and a woman can have a large backside, but I have been to the mountain and I am here to tell you that when a woman has both of those things she is not to be trusted. Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Dude, I never said half the shit people attribute to my name, lolz. Mark Twain
Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. will have some good ideas. Theodore Roosevelt
People who use unattributable and obviously made-up quotes to make some clever point on the internet are the absolute worst. Anonymous
The fabrication of Oscar Wilde quotes is among the noblest of endeavors. Oscar Wilde
Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but the living room in your fortified compound. Kurt Vonnegut
Wear sunscreen. Count Dracula
The use of CGI for Green Lantern's costume is, frankly, a bit distracting. I wish they hadn't done that. David Ben-Gurion
On the Internet, nobody knows youre not quoting Martin Luther King, Jr. Abraham Lincoln
Behind every great man there stands a great woman. Behind every great woman is a great behind. Bill Clinton
Some of my best friends are Oscar Wilde. Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.
I once killed a man for snoring too loudly. Gandhi
Rumors of my wit have been greatly exaggerated. Mark Twain
A fish in the bush is worth two in the pants. Benjamin Franklin
2 million people will misquote me on Facebook, but most of them won't drag their lazy ass out bed to go vote. Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Laugh loudly and carry a big stick of butter. Paula Deen
Who's on first are belong to us. Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false! Rush Limbaugh
That's not a quote! This is a quote! Crocodile Dundee
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. Thomas Edison
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. Albert Einstein
I've got a bad feeling about this. Albert Camus
You are excluded from surf and turf night. You are excluded from ravioli night. You are excluded from chicken cutlet night. Queen Elizabeth II
One misquote is one too many already! Caesar Augustus
from Miss Cellania