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Your Fly is Open!

Here's how to tell someone their fly is open.

I see you have an opening in senior management.

Are you afraid of heights? Your fly is! (thanks to A M)

The cucumber has left the salad.

I can see the gun of Navarone.

Put the pickle back in the jar.

Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

Darth Vader is out looking for his light saber.

You’ve got Windows in your laptop.

Sailor Ned’s trying to take a little shore leave.

Lil' Lebron is at the free throw line.

Your soldier ain’t so unknown now.

Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.

Zippity Doo Dah!

I see the priest is hearing confessions.

Paging Mr. Johnson. Paging Mr. Johnson.

I see an old mini van with two flat tires!

You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

I'm not liking the view from up here.

Mini-Me is making a break for the escape pod.

Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!

The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

Dr. Kimble has escaped!

You’ve got your fly set for “Monica” instead of “Hillary.”

Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

You’ve got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

I’m talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.

Do you have a license to sell hot dogs?

The genie is getting out of the bottle.

Are you doing an impression of an elephant?

The mouse is out of the house.

The bird has left the nest.

The barn door is open.

Elvis Junior has left the building!

Abraham Lincoln is leaving the theatre.

XYZ (examine your zipper)

Attention K-Mart Shoppers

I see a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags!

It's 6:00 in St. Petersburg.

Time to close the Lemonade Stand.

Captain, sensors detect a wormhole in the forward quadrant!

I see you have an opening in senior management.

Your junk drawer is open.


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