Products You'll Never SeeThe new Card Game, Islamic Poker: You lose a hand, you lose a hand!
A 100 pound sack of rhino litter. (thanks to Fray Pascual)
Fairly Serious Putty
Lil' Electrical Outlet Licker
The new Card Game, 5200 Card Pickup: Keeps kids busy all day.
The Duncan YO: It never comes back up. It teaches kids how to live with disappointment.
The Pee Wee Herman Pull Toy.
A rare photo of Tinkerbell practicing voodoo. (thanks to Fray Pascual)
XBox 359: this one was pretty easy to come by this holiday, for some reason.
Hasbro's Lil' Barber
Capitalizing on the Tickle Me Elmo success, the new toy: Tickle Me Carrot Top
Don King Hair Care products.
Mike Tyson's Hooked on Phonics.
The John Goodman AB sculptor.
A fur lined spittoon. (thanks to Fray Pascual)
New treasure hunt toy: You get to comb out the beard of the Men's Wearhouse Guy. I guarantee it!
Mick Jagger brand Chap Stick
The new doll: Turnip Patch Kids
A gift certificate for Hannibal Lechter's new BBQ restaurant.
The new video by the late Don Knotts in a purple dinosaur suit: Barney Fife
An actual copy of the latest Star Trek screenplay, "Live Long and Perspire"
A selection of Vin Diesel brand shampoo products.