Actual Newspaper Headlines #3
Yes, these are real!
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in Ten Years
Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told
British Left Waffles on Falklands
Schwarzenegger Wins on Budget, but More Lies Ahead
New Vaccine May Contain AIDS
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Hospitals Sued By Seven Foot Doctors
Expert Says Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash
Bank Drive-in Window Blocked By Board
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole in One
Eye Drops Off Shelf
Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
Dealers Will Hear Car Talk at Noon
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
Lawmen From Mexico Barbecue Guests
Miners Refuse to Work After Death
Two Soviet Ships Collide - One Dies
Two Sisters Reunite After Eighteen Years at Checkout Counter
Never Withhold Herpes From Loved One
Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy
Drunk Drivers Paid $1,000 in 1984
Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
Autos Killing 110 a Day, Let's Resolve to do Better
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly it May Last a While
War Dims Hope for Peace
Smokers are Productive, but Death Cuts Efficiency
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Child's Death Ruins Couple's Holiday
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