One Liners #8
One of the classic forms of humor.
Energizer Bunny Arrested; charged with battery.
I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.
I tried to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're all right now.
When I was young, I just wanted a BMW. Now that I'm older, I don't need the W.
I wouldn't touch the metric system with a 3.048m pole!
I've got a mind like a.. a.. what's that thing called?
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.
A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.
We are all prawns in the game of life.
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