Misunderstood Lyrics 9

A teacher in Atlanta asked her students to write the words to their favorite Christmas Carols. A lot of them ended up as mondegreens, or misheard lyrics. Here are some of the more humorous lines she received. (from Miss Cellania)

Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly...

We three kings of porridge and tar...

On the first day of Christmas, my tulip gave to me...

Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire...

He's makin' a list, chicken and rice...

Noel, Noel, Barney's the king of Israel...

With the jelly toast proclaim...

Olive, the other reindeer...

Frosty the Snowman, is a ferret elf, I say...

Sleep in heavenly peas...

In the meadow we can build a snowman, then pretend that he is sparse and brown...

Rudolph, the red nosed reindeer, you'll go down in Listerine...

Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay...

O come, froggy faithful...

You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require"...