Oxymorons #3

Words that probably shouldn't go together

Jumbo shrimp

Logical Thought

Moral Majority

Never generalize

Plastic glasses

Postal service

Practical logic

President Bush

Standard options

Rapid transit

Social Security

Sweet sorrow

Union craftsman

Highly depressed

Soft rock

Butt Head

Military Intelligence

Software documentation

New York culture

New classic

Childproof

"Now, then..."

Synthetic natural gas

Christian Scientists

Passive aggressive

Taped live

Clearly misunderstood

Peace force

Extinct life

Temporary tax increase

Computer jock

Computer security

Political science

Tight slacks

Pretty ugly

Twelve-ounce pound cake

Diet ice cream

Rap music (thanks to Gregory Seel)

Working vacation

Exact estimate

Religious tolerance

Campaign reform

Microsoft Works

Bitter sweet

Sensitive man

Freezer burn

Compassionate conservative

Legal principles


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