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School Excuses from Parents #2
Just the way the parents wrote them.
Maryann was absent December 11-16 because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
The basement of our house got flooded where the children sleep so they had to be vaporized.
Please forgive Clarence for being absent from school the past few days. He was home sick from an operation. He had penis trouble and had to be serpent-sized.
Please excuse little Jimmy from missing school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the Doctor.
Please excuse Jimmy from being. It was his father's fault.
Ronnie would not finish his work last night. He said his brain was too tired of spelling.
I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wears.
Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral.
My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
Eric hurt his knee in a karate tournament over the weekend. He won his age group, but was in too much pain to do his math assignment.
Please excuse Tommy for being absent. He was out with the swan flue.
Please let Jean leave the room if she asks. She has been sick with dire rear.