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The Stages of Life

And where are YOU?



MALE - WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Age 17 25
Age 25 35
Age 35 48
Age 48 66
Age 66 17

FEMALE - WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Age 17 17
Age 25 25
Age 35 35
Age 48 48
Age 66 66

MALE - DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE

Age 17 "Tongue"
Age 25 "Breakfast"
Age 35 "She didn't set back my therapy."
Age 48 "I didn't have to meet her kids."
Age 66 "Got home alive."

FEMALE - DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE

Age 17 "Burger King"
Age 25 "Free meal"
Age 35 "A diamond"
Age 48 "A bigger diamond"
Age 66 "Home Alone"

MALE - IDEAL DATE

Age 17 Triple Stephen King feature at the drive-in
Age 25 "Split the check before we go back to my place"
Age 35 "Just come over."
Age 48 "Just come over and cook."
Age 66 Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas.

FEMALE - IDEAL DATE

Age 17 He offers to pay
Age 25 He pays
Age 35 He cooks breakfast the next morning
Age 48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
Age 66 He can chew breakfast

MALE - SEDUCTION LINE

Age 17 My parents are away for the weekend!
Age 25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend!
Age 35 My fiancee is away for the weekend.
Age 48 My wife is away for the weekend.
Age 66 My second wife is dead.

FEMALE - EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES
Age 17 Need to wash my hair
Age 25 Need to wash and condition my hair
Age 35 Need to color my hair
Age 48 Need to have Francois color my hair
Age 66 Need to have Francois color my wig