Chris Berman Nicknames #3
ESPN announcer Chris Berman enjoys making puns out of sports figures' names. The DEFINITIVE list:
| I | |
| Dane Clockwork Iorg | |
| J | |
| Bo Diddley Jackson | Dion Bartles and James |
| Jeff Mick Jeager | Brook Jacoby Wan Kenobi |
| Wally Absorbine Joyner | Dave Supreme Court Justice |
| Temple Bethel Johnson | Doug Along Came Jones |
| Stan Javier Self A Merry Little Christmas | Felix Do You Know the Way to San Jose |
| K | |
| John I Am Not a Kruk | Bob Yom Kipper |
| Dan Erie Kanell | Jimmy Francis Scott Key |
| Dana Field Goal Kiecker | Chuck New Kids on Knoblauch |
| Eric Burger King | Ron Ma and Pa Kittle |
| Joe Colonel Klink | Darryl Gomer Kile |
| Eric Karros Matic | Jon Kitna Kaboodle |
| Mike The Man Who Would Be Kingery | |
| L | |
| Jim Saturday Night LeFebvre | Chet Bitter Lemon |
| Mike Car 54 Lavalliere | Steve Lake Michigan |
| Dennis Fluorescent Lamp | Tim Praise the Laudner |
| Scott Lay Lady Leius | Jim Frito Leyritz |
| Bill One if by Landrum | Jeff Sugar Ray Leonard |
| Vance Common Law | Al Cigarette Leiter |
| Rick Innocent Lysander | Urbano Renewal Lugo |
| John Tonight Let It Be Lowenstein | Mark Bud Leiter |
| Pat Pencil Thin Listach | Keith June Lockhart |
| Ed Merrill Lynch | Steve Detroit Lyons |
| Rudy Mother In Law | Jose Lind Cuisine |
| Craig Def Lefferts | Scott Livingstone, I Presume |
| Davey Canta Lopes | Mark Get Back Loretta |
| Sean Personal Landeta | Gene Meadow Larkin |
| Kerry Leather And Lacy | Al Fruit Of Levine |
| Don't Walk Away René Lachemann | Steve Lyons And Tigers And Bears, Oh My |
| M | |
| John Holy Moses | Me and Willie McGee |
| Eddie Eat Drink and be Murray | Kevin No Maas |
| Jose Flying Melendez | Paul Molitor and the Merrimac |
| Candy Man Maldonado | Darryl Motley Crue |
| Oddibe Young Again McDowell | Joe Magrane Headache |
| Kent Magic Mercker | Fred McGriff the Crime Dog |
| Mike Mason Jar | Greg Appa Maddux |
| Kirt What Was That Manwaring | Shane Fleetwood Mack |
| Dave Mary Magadan | Don Welcome Mattingly |
| Dave Vodka Martinez | Big Ben MacDonald |
| Pat Mahomes Where the Heart is | José Costa Mesa |
| Greg Mathe Maddux | Bob Melvin and the Blue Notes |
| Juan Field Marichal | Jeff Praying Manto |
| Natrone Refried Means | Brent Remember the Mayne |
| Rick Junk Mahler | Kevin Sing Along with Mitchell |
| Eating Raul Mondesi | Captain Kirk McCaskill |
| Steve After Dinner Mintz | Angel In the Morning Miranda |
| Brian 12 Year Moehler | James Teenage Mouton Ninja Turtles |
| Orlando I Am Merced | Mike Loggins and Mussina |
| Pedro Harvest Munoz | Curtis My Favorite Martin |
| Josh Tears of McCown | Mark Eve of Destruction McGwire |
| Roger Chocolate Maltbie | Mike After Dinner Minter |
| Chris One Bad Ma'afalla | Damon All Mashore That's Going Mashore |
| N | |
| Matt No Nokes | Paul Buenos Noce |
| Reid Buffalo Nichols | Gene Full Nelson |
| Tim Golden Nehring | Edgar High Nunez |
| Dan Nick Naulty | Robb The Flying Nen |
| Jon Get Thee To A Nunnally | |
| O | |
| John Orton Hears a Who | Johnny Quaker Oates |
| Gregg Olson Golden | Alex Ochoa Gesundheit |
| Al Osuna or Later | Sandis Ozolinsh That Stole Christmas |
| Ron Roller Oester | Steve Vi Olin |
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