How Many to Change a Light Bulb? 2

How many Blackberry users does it take to change a light bulb? Farm.

How many Paul Reveres does it take to screw in a light bulb? One if by hand, two if by feel.

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes three bulbs.

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four. One to change it, and three to complain that it's electric.

How many salesmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? (pause) I get it! This is one of those light bulb jokes, right?

How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to screw in the new bulb, and three to talk about how much they'll miss the old one.

How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb? None, Pampers don't come in a size that small.

How many beer makers does it take to change a light bulb? About one third less than for a regular bulb.

How many prisoners does it take to change a light bulb? How many packs of cigarettes will you give them?

How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but they have to do it while you're eating dinner.

How many help-desk employees does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmmm. The bulb works fine in my office.

How many conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb? None, the darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.

How many Valley Girls does it take to change a light bulb? Oh my GOD! Like, manual labor? Gag me with a spoon! For sure.

How many mutants does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two thirds.

How many Valley Girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to get an Evian, and one to call Daddy.

How many Florida residents does it take to change a light bulb? Nobody knows, they're still counting.

How many Taoists does it take to change a light bulb? You cannot change a light bulb. By nature, it will go out again.

How many egomaniacs does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds the bulb and the universe revolves around him.

How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes eight million years.

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