How Many to Change a Light Bulb? 3

How many fatalists does it take to change a light bulb? What does it matter? It'll just burn out again.

How many safety inspectors does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change it, and three to hold the ladder.

How many pimps does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drive the pink Cadillac in tight circles.

How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb? Interesting question, what do YOU think?

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb? It burned out? You must be using a non-standard socket.

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they merely change the standard to darkness and then they upgrade the customers.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven, one to screw it in and six to design the T-shirts.

How many bodybuilders does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to do it and two to say, "You're looking huge, man!" (thanks to Larry)

How many AOL users does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to screw in the light bulb, and one to watch him to make sure he doesn't say 'nipple'.

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.

How many ice skaters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, one to screw in the bulb, one to hire a hit man to club the other skater on the knee.

How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget.

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? 1,000,001. One to change the bulb, and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.

How many social scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes them three visits.

How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three, one to screw it in, and two to help him down off the keg.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but only if the light bulb really wants to change.

How many optimists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they're convinced that the power will come back on soon.

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