How Many to Change a Light Bulb? 4

How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? WHO WANTS TO KNOW?

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Sixteen. One to change it, and fifteen to form a support group.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny, pig. (thanks to Rockin' Bob)

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him.

How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but he has to wait until the light is better.

How many art students does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he gets two credits.

How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Fifty. One to screw in the bulb, and 49 to file the environmental impact paperwork.

How many visitors to an art gallery does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, one to do it and one to say "Huh! My four-year old could've done that!"

How many reference librarians does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, I'll have to check on that and get back to you.

How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the ladder, and one to change the penis - I mean, er, ah...light bulb.

How many IRS agents does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but it really gets screwed.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb? Four, one to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof.

How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many antelopes does it take to change a light bulb? None, they are hardy animals that migrate between tundra and wide open plains and therefore have no need for an artificial light source.

How many science fiction writers does it take to change a light bulb? Two, but it's actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one sat on the other one's shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, light bulb, changer and all was blown out of existence.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? Fifteen. One to hold the bulb, and the rest to drink whiskey until the room spins.

How many Valley Girls does it take to change a light bulb? Oh, Daddy! (thanks to Homer)

How many kids on Ritalin does it take to change a light bulb? Hey, let's go ride bikes! (thanks to Bub)