Bumper Stickers 2

Where is the rapture when you need it? (thanks to Bill Robinson)

Faster than a speeding ticket. (thanks to Conrad K.)

Better half a slogan... (thanks to Silly Wommers)

People who think they know it all really annoy those of us who do. (thanks to Judy McGuire)

Ham radio operators do it with greater frequency. (thanks to Bil Munsil)

I have a perfect body. It's your vision that's defective. (thanks to Jacob)

I never thought I'd miss Nixon. (thanks to Amber)

Well, at least the war on the environment is going well. (thanks to Sarah Lang)

Jesus loves me, this I know - that is why I don't drive slow! (thanks to Elisha Cheverie)

Just be happy I'm not a twin. (thanks to Jacob)

I'm not perfect, but I'm so close that it scares me. (thanks to Darlene Forsman)

Churches only worship the prophet margin. (thanks to John Wilson)

Screw world peace, visualize DRIVING. (thanks to Mac S. Asti)

You probably don't recognize me without the cape. (thanks to Jacob)

Don't believe everything you think. (thanks to Michael D.)

My feminine side is lesbian. (thanks to Justin Kinser)

Without geometry, life is pointless. (thanks to Ryan Mazonis)

WWJD (Who Wants Jelly Donuts?) (thanks to Craig)

I'm schizophrenic and so am I. (thanks to Sasori)

Cats make everything taste better. (thanks to Gray)

Stable relationships are for horses. (thanks to Graham)

Your body would look good in my trunk. (thanks to Tiens)

Just say NO to negativity. (thanks to Kevin McKinley)

I thought I was indecisive; now I'm not so sure.

333: I'm only half evil. (thanks to Darlene Forsman)

I read the Constitution for the articles.