Bumper Stickers 13

I feel better after I wine a little.

Cat: the other white meat. (thanks to Darlene Forsman)

Squirrels - nature's speed bumps. (thanks to Brandi)

I'm still a hot babe, but now it it comes in flashes.

I'm not saying you're a monkey, but take this banana and scram. (thanks to Jacob)

National Spellling Bee Runer-Up

The winner of the rat race is still a rat. (thanks to Jake)

Proud parent of a honer student at Cutlery College. (thanks to Martin Mooney)

The Moral Majority is neither. (thanks to Bromond)

Dyslexics Untie! (thanks to Frank)

Sorry if I look interested, I'm not!

I would rather hunt with Dick Cheney than drive with Ted Kennedy. (thanks to Steve)

When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.

In case of rapture, can I have your car? (thanks to Ariana Moseley)

Life is short. So buy the shoes!

Crap! This is a terrible time for the meds to wear off. (thanks to Darlene Forsman)

Never believe generalizations.

The generation of random numbers is too important to leave to chance.

I don't think, therefore I am not.

Jesus saves. He uses double coupons.

Avoid alliterations always.

Fishermen don't die, they just smell that way. (thanks to CW)

Dyslexics are teople poo.