Bumper Stickers 14

Worry. God knows all about you.

I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it, call a cop!

Vote Democrat - it's easier than working!

Vote Republican - it's easier than thinking!

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

The closer you get, the slower I go. (thanks to Ralph Smith)

Senior Citizen: Give me my damn discount!

(Spotted on a passing motorcycle): If you can read this, my wife fell off!

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.

I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well.

A day without sunshine is like night.

First things first, but not necessarily in that order.

Old age comes at a bad time.

If going to church makes you a Christian, does going into a garage make you a car?

In America, anyone can be president. That's one of the risks you take.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.